Friday 29 July 2016

Day 100

It was Queen Vicky's Jubilee in 1897. There were great celebrations all over Spottyland. The Queen herself was forced to sit on a shockingly bare legged throne with her faithful whippet Mr Brown for 51/2 hours watching her processing people, and all without a single visit to her new deluxe flushing water closet. She was not in the slightest bit amused and couldn't wait to get back to her knitting on the Isle of Wight. 


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