It was discovered that every hovel in the Stone Age had a copy of "The Ultimate Guide to Lithic Etiquette" by Sidonia Malaprop. Here is an extract from "the correct way to drink tea".
Tea shall not be drunk from communal vats, we are not base animals. No, tea shall be drunk from a cup and saucer, discreetly, and under no circumstances be lapped up, slurped or burped.
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